My daughter's name, Danica, is often shortened by me to "D" when I write, so I thought D-isms would be a great way to categorize her funny one-liners.
So here are some I've heard lately:
"Mommy, my shirt is dirty. You can just put it in the dishwasher to clean it."
"I feel much more better."
"I look fablious"
"B starts with butterfly"